Chapter 2: Pequeñas Manos

Almost halfway around the world from Trusy, there was a rich and powerful country called Maravilloso. It was so rich and so powerful, it made Trusy look like a backwards autocracy…which it actually was. Now, Maravilloso was a country unlike any other country.

Ever.

In the entire history of the world.

It had never had a king, a queen, an emperor, a dictator, or a tyrant. Instead, the government of Maravilloso was based upon what was called the Radical Idea. The Radical Idea was an extremely liberal vision developed by the sainted Founders of Maravilloso. It argued that if citizens were willing to live by the rule of consensual law and the principle of egalitarianism, then together they could carve out their own destiny. While the leaders and other governments around the world were God-ordained, the Maravillosan government was people-ordained.

Although Maravilloso had many great cities, one of the greatest of all was a city called Heupencool City. Heupencool City was the largest city in the State of Heupencool. It had been the original capital of Maravilloso. This was something that many Maravillosans didn’t know. This was understandable once you realized that Maravillosans weren’t really keen about being bothered with history or world affairs. In recent years, it had also become evident that they weren’t interested in science either. What did interest Maravillosans was their pocket book, becoming famous, and their ability to buy stuff. Stuff ruled! Especially if you were famous. Even more so, if you rich and famous.

Heupencool City, being the original capital, had had a long, illustrious history. It had participated in every significant, as well as every insignificant, event in Maravillosan history. Heupencool was a very large city, filled with millions of people. Many of these people were just regular folk with regular lives, chasing regular aspirations.

Heupencool also had its fair share of people who were poor. Some, as they said out in the boondocks, were even dirt poor. But nobody really cared about them, largely because everyone knew that they were just too plain lazy to work hard and make their own way. Poor people were parasites who dragged everybody else down. At least, that was what the Hypocrites Conservateurs, a right-wing political party, nicknamed the Club des Milliardaires, told everyone. The Hypocrites Conservateurs had developed their political philosophy after reading the works of Ayn Rand, a less than second-rate writer of pulp fiction, who had suffered from two mental disorders throughout her life: the Greed Is Good Disorder and the Compassionless-Me First Disorder. She had died a lonely, bitter old woman, ranting with her very last breath about how she had given birth to the world.

Heupencool was a destiny point for athletes and sports teams. It was also a Mecca for those with creative aspirations. It was filled with artists, actors, writers, musicians, fashion designers and, of course, everyone’s favorite: street mimes.

Heupencool was the home of many great businesses. It was also the home of many rich people.

Some of those rich people had built great business empires, employing tens of thousands of people. These wealthy entrepeneurs had helped their employees prosper as they, themselves, prospered. Although they took a larger cut, they believed in sharing the profits with those who had shared in the labor.

Other rich people had the challenging job of making money. Each morning, they dragged themselves from their comfy beds in order to sit in front of their computer and trade stock. In the morning, they bought low. In the afternoon they sold high…except during tax season, when they bought high and sold low, so that they wouldn’t have to pay taxes on their wealth. This was a very challenging job and, as they liked to point out, it was very important work, because they were the job creators. Truly, without creating all of those maids and gardeners jobs on their vast estates…or as they liked to joke quietly amongst themselves, their plantations…there would be many more unemployed men and women living in poverty.

Finally, there were some rich people who had made a fortune by failing at pretty much everything they did. They had learned the ins and outs of bankruptcy laws, which meant that they could keep the money that investors gave them. It also allowed them to keep the property that others had built for them, while not having to pay those same people who had built the property. When folk questioned the ethics and morality of this method of acquiring wealth, these rich people would respond that since the laws allowed them to do these things, it must be okay to do these things. If the politicans didn’t want them to do these things, then they should change the laws. In fact, if God didn’t want them to do these things, it would say so in the Bible. If nothing else, they were just very smart businessmen. Besides, as this group liked to point out, they were job creators. After all, if they hadn’t hired all those people to build stuff for them, those people would have just been sitting around, idly twiddling their thumbs.

To belong to either of these latter two groups of wealthy people, you had to have parents who could leave you vast sums of money. Aside from being born with a silver spoon, another commonality shared by these two groups was that they were unfairly taxed. After all, they were burdened with hard work and the responsibility of creating jobs. Why, they would ask, did they have to carry the burden of high taxation as well? They gave so much and took so little. Yet after every tax season, they were left to live as virtual paupers. And society’s greed didn’t end there, they would complain. After living all those years under their parents’ control, they had to pay huge taxes on the wealth their parents had left them. It was like they were being taxed twice: first when they lived in their father’s mansion and, then again, when living in their own mansion. The system was stacked against them. It was all so unfair.

After listening to their tales of their horrible trials and their heart-wrenching tribulations, one could only stand there and feel…well, who couldn’t feel sorrow and shed a tear for the horror of their everyday lives? Who, I ask?

In Heupencool City, lived Pequeñas Manos, a modestly wealthy man, who had gotten his wealth from rich parents and then had acquired property and had buildings built without having to pay a dime for them. He liked to point out that he knew so much about bankruptcy laws that it would amaze everyone. In fact, he knew more about bankruptcy than a room filled full of bankruptcy lawyers.

Although he had failed at pretty much everything he had touched, he still flourished. He was able to do so because he had accomplished the one thing that was beyond the grasp of all but a few. He had created a brand around his name: Manos. When people heard the name Manos, they immediately thought of gilded, low-rent crap that cost more than it was worth. This feat of creating a brand around his name was a perfect example of fame absent accomplishment. In spite of this tiny fact, he liked to regale his employees with tales of how hard he had had to work in order to achieve this level of success. What his employees thought of his tales has never been recorded. The silence on this issue is probably correlated with their desire to remain employed. And, in the country.

Manos was a rather rotund man with hair dyed the color of clown orange[1]. He was above average in height, but he had hands and feet that had stopped growing when he was eight-years-old. He liked to think of himself as a family man. He was such a successful family man that he had sired numerous children with multiple wives.

His main criteria in selecting women was that they had to be hot and look good on his arm when he went out into the public spotlight with them. They also needed to be appreciative and know their place. To his dismay, however, he had found that very few modern women, especially if they were from Maravilloso, embraced these virtues. Compared to the women of his youth, even the hot women of today’s world thought that they had more to offer than their hotness. It was a formula for failure, he told whoever would listen, when women forgot what their purpose was.

Pequeñas had been on the verge of giving up being a successful family man and becoming, instead, a ‘playah,’ as he liked to phrase it, when he struck gold. He had met an Eastern European prostitute of Trussian descent named Jai, who had illegally entered Maravilloso to become a super model. On the surface, she seemed perfect. She was hot. She said that she would do whatever he wanted. She was even duly appreciative when he deigned to talk with her or he gave her some sort of bauble, such as a diamond bracelet. But it was when she stood up on his hotel bed, straddling his body, and released her golden nectar all over him, that he knew that he had finally found The One. After all, the only thing better than a hot babe was a hot babe who would pee all over you. And they were far rarer than one might think.

Pequeñas Manos had many children, mostly boys. His oldest son, Pequeñas Manos Junior, wasn’t the brightest bulb in the box, but he loved and admired his father unconditionally. Although Pequeñas knew that Pequeñas would never achieve equivalent stature as himself, he also knew that his son was mindlessly loyal.

Manos’ favorite child was his eldest daughter, Idiota. She was smart, and she was hot. Or, was it that she was hot, and she was smart? How to phrase this always confused Manos. Whatever.

Manos could remember when she was born. His first thought was that he hoped that she would be hot. His second thought was he wondered how big her knockers would get. His third thought was that he wasn’t going to be changing any diapers.

He had gotten his wish with Idiota. She was hot. Of course, Pequeñas Manos, being the ultimate authority on what made women hot, had assisted nature by introducing his daughter, when she was fifteen, to a plastic surgeon he knew. Although nature might have had other plans, Manos made certain that Idiota’s breasts would be the perfect size[2].

Idiota was so hot that Pequeñas would tell people how much he wished that Idiota wasn’t his daughter so that he could ‘tap that ass.’ Although some might be offended by a man talking about his daughter this way, the fact was that this was just locker room talk and everyone knew that all real men talked like this in the locker room.

Pequeñas Manos had built a skyscraper in the Heupencool downtown area to run his modest business empire and to raise his children in. Of course, his children spent most of their time living with their mothers or at some elite, private boarding school, learning how to express guilt at being born into wealth[3]. So, the tower that he had named The Manos Cloud Buster, was mostly used for hosting his business activities, as well as luxuriating in his hard-earned wealth.

When Pequeñas had been a young lad, his father would send him to a summer camp in Alabama called The Tacky Trailer Park Camp for the Offspring of the Exceptionally Wealthy[4]. Back in the day, a lot of rich fathers sent their kids to such camps. The idea was that these experiences would expose their children to how the other ninety-nine percent lived. It was believed that when their sons became the Captains of Industry, as was their right and their destiny, this exposure would help them to develop a common touch. Unfortunately, the demographics of Maravilloso had changed in the ensuing years. The typical Maravillosan was now better educated and didn’t live in trailer park-like squalor in a quasi-religious Southern state that was proud of its slave-holding history. Nor was the typical Maravillosan white. Or male. In the end, the social skills those children learned at their summer camps had been for naught.

Another issue that had arisen from exposure to these camps was that some, although not all, of these children had developed an unusual taste for trailer park squalor. This was the reason why no one could find Elvis paintings on black velvet in cheap motels any longer. They had all been bought up by the children who had spent their summers in the trailer park camps.

Pequeñas Manos was the perfect example of such a child who had grown into adulthood with trailer park tastes[5]. He had painted the entire exterior of The Manos Cloud Buster with gold gilt. In the afternoon sun, it was a blinding blaze that could actually blind people who weren’t wearing sunglasses.

The entire interior was splattered with gallons upon gallons of gilt and red paint with a final touch provided by crystal that was really only plastic that looked like crystal. Although the average Maravillosan might see the Cloud Buster as being a bit gaudy and tacky, it was in Manos’ bedroom that you could see his childhood influences come to fruition. Amid a mixture of gilded columns and red bedsheets, there was a television in nearly every direction you could look. But what really brought it altogether was that the entire ceiling and all of the walls were covered in mirrors. As Manos would tell his wives and his children, you could never see to much of a good thing.

Manos also had an ulterior motive for building his mighty obelisk in the middle of Heupencool City. He wanted everyone to see how great he was. But, he didn’t want this for himself. He wanted this for the people of Maravilloso. Heck, he wanted this for people of the entire world.

Ever since watching Buck Rogers as a kid, he had secretly dreamed of becoming emperor of the world. He knew, though, that the road to becoming emperor was paved with baby steps. He knew that, even though it was a relatively low status job compared to what he already had, he would first need to become the president of Maravilloso. By being the president, the world would have an excellent opportunity to see how great he was. This would be critical if he was to ever be elected emperor of the world.[6]

Although others might not know this, he knew that he was the smartest person on the planet. He knew more about anything than anybody else. If only the world would let him run things, he could make the world a paradise to live in. Everybody would get what they deserved.

Because he was such a big-hearted fellow, Pequeñas Manos had created what he called his “Master Plan.” It was the plan that would rule over all his other plans. It would be this plan that would guide his fight to make the world a great place to live in once again. It was this struggle, or as Pequeñas liked to refer to it, My Struggles, that he was born for. It was his destiny.

 

Stay Tuned for Chapter 3

 

Pace è Bene

[1] Although Manos was unaware of this, his Heupencool neighbors had nicknamed him The Orangutan.

[2] Manos had actually gotten a twofer, so that his hot wife could also be perfectly hot.

[3] This ‘rich guilt’ helped them to acknowledge the hardships of their lives, which enabled them to identify with and expect sympathy from those who were less fortunate.

[4] Tacky Wealthy for short.

[5] Manos actually had nine Elvis, six dogs playing pool, three different clown, and one very hard to find black panther paintings.

[6] Pequeñas Manos was apparently unaware that there was no emperor of the world, but lack of knowledge had never hindered him.

Chapter 1: Mała Głowa

Once upon a time, in a far and distant land called Trusy, there lived an autocrat named Mała Głowa. As his name suggested, he was a small man. He was a very small man with a balding head, a perfectly waxed body that needed to be waxed every three days, and squinty, little eyes that gave his face a ferret-like appearance. Other than that, he was a rather bland-looking fellow.

Despite his blandness, or perhaps because of it, there was nothing he liked more than posing for photographs. He knew that the people of his country loved to see photographs of him. The sight of his image plastered on billboards, on the front page of newspapers and magazines, on the sides of government buildings, and on the little greeting cards that were sent out to everyone on the anniversary of his “election” to office…these gave to the citizens feelings of security and brought inspiration into their rather sad, pathetic and ordinary lives. After all, who couldn’t feel inspired and secure when they saw a real man, such as himself, willing to be their leader. He could easily imagine how the women of his land, young and old, beautiful and ugly, all swooned when they saw his photograph. Poor Trussian men, he would chuckle to himself. Never could they compete with their Supreme Leader. He was the epitome of manhood for his people.

Although he looked amazingly good in each of his pictures, there was one photograph that he was particularly proud of. His aides had convinced him that a powerful way to symbolize his manliness to his people was to have a photograph of him riding a horse bareback. It would give his people confidence that they were safe in his hands. However, as with all great ideas, there were a few problems. First, he couldn’t ride a real horse, otherwise he would appear to be too small. So, his aides had arranged for him to ride a Shetland pony, digitally altered to look like a larger horse breed. The second problem found Mała Głowa constantly sliding off the pony’s bare back. That, of course, would never do. He decided that, instead of the pony being bareback, he’d be bareback. So, while his aides found a saddle for the pony, Mała Głowa tossed aside his shirt. After that, a little airbrushing removed his wrinkles and his flab, and he had a photograph that was like a shot heard around the world.  Now, not only was he admired by the Trussian people, but his fanbase now extended to the people of the world.

It was a glorious world and he was a glorious man. He was a man made for the world and his people loved him.

And if anyone disagreed with him on this point, well… There had been one newspaper editor, Vladislav Popov, who had suggested that Mała Głowa looked like a miniature ferret. A day or so after Popov had printed his editorial, he had, according to the new editor of the paper, decided to take a holiday. Everyone assumed that he must be having a very good time, because he had now been on holiday for close to ten years.

The most incredible outcome of Popov’s vacation was that every newspaper throughout the land of Trusy talked glowingly of Mała Głowa. The Trussian people knew that there was probably no other country in the world that was lucky enough to have such a leader…one that journalists found flawless.

Despite his low stature, he was certain that he was a great man. All he had to do was to look at such luminaries as Napoleon Bonaparte and Julius Caesar. They both had been short men and Mała was shorter than either of them. They had both achieved godhood, at least in Mała’s opinion. Using syllogistic logic (Mała considered himself the master of syllogisms), he had reasoned that since Bonaparte and Caesar were short and they were gods, then he, Mała, being short, must also be a god.

But, despite being a god, a flawless one at that, Mała Głowa was lonely. After all, he lived in a world filled with mere mortals. Even worse, most of these mortals were weak and, if Mała was to be honest, which he couldn’t help being, nowhere near as clever as he himself was. His body might be short, but he was a giant among men.

But, he was a very, very bored and a very, very lonely giant.

What he needed was a friend. No, not just a friend, but a companion. One who he could turn to for brilliant conversations. One who held similar world views, and was likewise a giant among men, who exuded greatness in every graceful move. Someone who was just as good looking and as physically perfect as he was.  In short, someone he could look to as an equal. Or, given that that was highly unlikely, someone who closely approached his own stature.

But, where would he find such a person? As he pondered this question, he realized that he would need someone who could travel the world, scouring the planet for a man who could be his true companion.

But, who could he trust with such a mission? As soon as he had thought the question, he knew who. His friend, Beskharakternyy Chelovek, owed much to Mała Głowa. First, there was his immense wealth, from the lucrative development contracts Mała had directed his way. Of course, Beskharakternyy, being who he was, had made sure that Mała was financially reimbursed for his efforts. Second of all, Beskharakternyy had a beautiful wife and a beautiful mistress, both of whom had been given to him by Mała. Third, Mała had extended to his friend tremendous power. And finally, Mała had personally helped Beskharakternyy Chelovek’s son, Govno, reached the pinnacles of Trussian society as a much-adored pop star…despite, in Mała’s humble opinion, being a talentless twit. A decent enough looking fellow and a relatively nice voice, but nowhere worthy of all of the panties thrown at him by the Trussian women during his concerts.

Mała buzzed his secretary and told him to call Beskharakternyy. It was only seconds into the conversation before Beskharakternyy proudly accepted his Supreme Leader’s request.

Mała Głowa hung up the phone, smiling. For the first time in a very long while, Mała was filled with the excitement of anticipation.

Stay Tuned for Chapter 2

 

Pace è Bene

Putin: That Foolish Little Tyrant

In reading Vladimir V. Putin’s opinion piece in the New York Times, I was struck by one undeniable fact: Putin’s grasp of world affairs is no greater than that of his soul mate, George W. Bush. Either that or Vlad, like his boyfriend George[1], thinks the rest of the human race is as stupid as he.

For those who think that Vladimir, ex-KGB agent that he is, has provided a cogent piece of international truisms while putting the United States in its place, consider the following:

  1. He accuses the U.S. of excessive militarism with the implication that Russia is a country of peace. Certainly, if one focused on the George W. Bush years, one would see eight years of adventurism and unwarranted warfare, but the other presidents? I never liked Ronald Reagan but even he wasn’t as crazy as George. As for Russia, they were allies with Hitler and the Nazis until Stalin and Hitler had a falling out. Then Stalin came running for help from Great Britain and the United States. Post-WWII, Russia suppressed and occupied half of Europe for approximately 40 years. During that time, Russia invaded places like Hungary and Afghanistan. Why? Because they wanted a government of their choice rather than what the Russians dictated. In the case of Afghanistan, the Russians created a land of chaos and extreme poverty. After the Cold War, Russia supported the genocidal policies of Slobodan Milosevic in what once was Yugoslavia. Russia poisoned the Ukrainian president, Viktor Yushchenko. Wasn’t Putin the leader of Russia then? And we can’t forget that Russia invaded Chechnya…twice. Guess what Putin has in common with the Syrian al-Assad family. President al-Assad levelled the city of Hamas[2]. Putin levelled the city of Grozny, the Chechen capital. Now I don’t think the U.S. is perfect. I definitely don’t agree with a lot of its foreign policy decisions. However, as a rough rule, the actions of the United States have not left the world in worse condition[3]. On the other hand, I can not think of one action of Russia that has not left the world in poorer condition[4]. All of Russia’s actions can be seen as a simple continuation of its old Czarist policies of unending, expansionistic imperialism. It’s the same old, same old and Putin is only another Czar dressed in a latter-day suit.
  2. Putin writes as though it is the al-Assad regime that is the victim in the Syrian conflict. When Bashar al-Assad stepped into the shoes of his father, Hafez, it was hoped, given his Western education, that he might liberalize his country. It quickly turned out, however, that al-Assad was pretty much the same style of tyrant that his father had been. The only value of his strong arm tactics has been that he has provided a certain degree of stability in the region. Given the current concerns of Turkey, Jordon, Israel and other allies in the region, I’d venture that Bashar is no longer viewed as a stabilizing force.
  3. Putin goes on and on about how the opposition is composed of radical and dangerous Islamists. First, let’s be clear about one thing. Although the roots of the radical, conservative element in Islam can be traced back a few hundred years ago to major defeats suffered by the Turks, the modern version of radicalization can be traced back only a few decades to the Russian invasion of Afghanistan. There are those who like to blame the “creation” of bin Laden on U.S. foreign policy. That’s ridiculous, however. Radical Islamists like Osama bin Laden and organizations like al-Qaeda are the direct result of Russian foreign policy. If it weren’t for Russia’s desire for warm water ports in the Indian Ocean, there’s a good chance that Afghanistan would have had a stable and progressive government. Second, those radical elements of the opposition that Putin refers to arrived late to the party, so to speak. If Russia had been more helpful, supporting the Syrian people rather than a tyrant, perhaps the conflict would have been resolved before things got this bad. The problems we see in Syria can be easily placed at the feet of the Russians. For my part, I hope that Putin’s dreams are forever filled with the faces of all of those dead Syrian children.
  4. Putin suggests that Bashar al-Assad’s government, which apparently has buckets and buckets of sarin gas, would never use their chemical weapon as a chemical weapon. Instead, Vlad suggests that it was the opposition trying to frame poor little Bashar. I know the mechanisms by which sarin kills, but I don’t know how much it would take to kill 1400 people. I imagine it would take an awful lot, though. More than could be easily produced in some small clandestine lab set up by the underfunded Syrian opposition. Where would the opposition get all of that sarin then? Iran? Britain? France? The U.S.? Or, perhaps it was Russia. Here’s a reasonable scenario. Putin, unhappy that he has been reduced to the status of a marginalized idiot and tyrant on the world stage, provided poison gas to the radical opposition in Syria, encouraging them to frame al-Assad. This would force Obama to begin taking steps toward a military response and allow Putin to come in with an 11th hour proposal, thereby saving the day and becoming a major player on the world stage again. Think about it. It’s as good as Vlad’s suggestion.

Even though there may be times when a military response is the only option, I’m all for exhausting all diplomatic and political solutions first. Military action is violent action. Once violence begins, it is difficult to stop. Once violence begins, it is difficult to control. When military action is taken, people die. I don’t care if those who die are military or civilian. I don’t care if those who die hate me. Death is death. The act of people dying is never good. Feeling safer does not mitigate the loss of another. When people die, there is always someone, a mother, a father, a brother or a sister, a spouse, a child, who will cry in pain at the loss of their loved one. To feel justified in creating that pain, I can’t see it. I confess that I can not understand why anyone feels it is right to kill in the name of God or for some political institution or material wealth. We’re all going to die. Why do we need to speed things up? I can guarantee one thing, though. Those who kill in the name of God are not favoured by God. They never have been and they never will be.

I welcome the idea of averting any U.S. military action against Syria by Syria giving up control of its chemical weapons. I hope that it happens. I do wonder, however, why wasn’t this idea broached before? I mean, the timeliness of Putin’s suggestion and the ready acquiescence of al-Assad seems a little too orchestrated. But then again, the actions of tyrants like Putin and al-Assad have to be legitimate once in a while; don’t they? Or…is this some sort of P.R. campaign.

While I recognize that an opinion piece is just that…an opinion…surely the New York Times editorial board has a responsibility for publishing opinions based upon reality and facts. Instead, they published a self-serving, low-brow piece of trite that is filled with cute little sound bites. If nothing else, it solidifies the idea that Vladimir V. Putin and George W. Bush are truly soul mates. Either one of them could have written it.

Pace è Bene


[1] Remember how at the 2001 Slovenia Summit, George and Vladimir gazed into each other’s eyes, each finding their “bestest friend ever”?

[2] An accomplishment that his son seems to want to emulate.

[3] One obvious exception is the second Iraqi War but one has to remember that there was a complete numbskull sitting in the White House whose only real talent, along with most of his administration, was lying in a convincing manner to the American people.

[4] Except perhaps the ballet as well as some great novels, although they do tend to be rather long and depressing…like French movies.

George Zimmerman, Trayvon Martin & Me

George Zimmerman’s acquittal in the killing of Trayvon Martin has impacted and galvanized so many people. My friends, specifically, are taking all sorts of positions. Some are content because they believe justice has been served. Others are angry at what they see as the miscarriage of justice. As for myself, I have tried to ignore the entire thing from the beginning. After all, there are thousands upon thousands of children dying from violence every year. Why don’t they get all of this media attention? To me, Trayvon Martin’s case was a local thing. But it hasn’t been allowed to be a local thing. Instead, it’s a national, if not international, issue. I find myself finally being forced to clarify my thoughts…and my thoughts are far from pleasant.

Let me begin by saying…the death of Trayvon Martin was not regrettable. It wasn’t inevitable. It was wrong.

I also think, however, that vilifying George Zimmerman is wrong.

There are definitely people who deserve to be punished for Trayvon Martin’s death, but it isn’t George Zimmerman. Well, that isn’t exactly true. He was a participant. But it isn’t right that he is being singled out. True, he pulled the trigger. But other people are responsible for putting him and Trayvon Martin in that killing ground. More significantly, it was other people who gave George Zimmerman the gun that he used to kill Trayvon Martin.

Much has been made of the argument that it was Trayvon Martin’s race that led to his death. It is probably true. I find it quite believable that George Zimmerman was, or is, guilty of racial profiling. But then again, so is everyone else. Anyone who has never felt a pang of fear walking down the street toward one young, hooded, black male or a group of black males…or who has never felt a pang of fear as a group of Hispanic youths approach…or, well, I could continue but the point is that anyone who has never at the very least thought about crossing the street in such situations please raise your hand. Anyone who has had such thoughts, such fears, well, face it, you aren’t any different than George Zimmerman. It doesn’t make a bit of difference if you are from the same or different race or ethnic group or social group as the feared object. If you hold stereotypes about an individual based upon some sort of group membership and you act towards that individual based upon those stereotypes, then you really aren’t any different than George Zimmerman. I’d be willing to bet the bank that most people would have behaved the same as George Zimmerman. Perhaps not carrying a gun and firing it, but holding and acting upon the same attitudes towards Trayvon Martin that ultimately led to his death.

The reason people are filled with such anger and hatred toward George Zimmerman is because they see in his actions the very things that they hate about themselves. Everyone likes to think that racism is a thing of the past. They like to say…”Hey, I have a black friend,” or “I have a Hispanic friend,” so “I’m cool.” The truth is, if you have to claim you have a black friend to prove that you aren’t racist, you have a long ways to go. When you ask your black friend how they feel about George Zimmerman killing Trayvon Martin, you are tapping into your own stereotypical prejudices because… Well, let me ask this. Why would a black person feel any differently than a white person or Hispanic person or a Native American or a Chinese person about the death of a child? That’s just plain ignorance.

And for those who think that Trayvon Martin’s murder was justified, you just don’t get it. And you probably never will. Let me repeat myself on the off chance that you’ll understand. Trayvon Martin’s death was not regrettable nor was it inevitable. His death was wrong and nothing can change that simple fact.

The death of Trayvon Martin from the gun fired by George Zimmerman can be partly attributed to race, but it is to a larger degree about so much more than just race. It is about the world that we have created.

Frankly, I can’t understand why everybody feels justified in holding George Zimmerman to a higher standard than they hold themselves. If we want to make Trayvon Martin’s death mean something, we need to start working on cleaning up our act. Trayvon Martin’s blood is on all of our hands. His blood is on the hands of those who are fearful of some stereotypical black male, or Chicano, or some white youth sporting dreadlocks, or a group of rambunctious teenagers who aren’t dressed in the latest piece of commercial crap from Abercrombie & Fitch. The blood is all over your face and hands.

And, if you’ve moved past stereotypes so that you no longer experience such fears? You’re still guilty. You are guilty because you haven’t worked harder to eliminate the fear from the world. If you want to make sure there are no more Trayvon Martins, then I suggest you get off your hypocritical ass and start making the world a safer place for people to walk around in.

And for those who believe that George Zimmerman just did what he had to do, well, Trayvon Martin’s blood has saturated your soul and your only salvation is to beg for forgiveness from the thousands upon thousands of children who die needless violent deaths each year. There is something definitely wrong with a world view that is so accepting of the murder of children.

I am no less guilty of Trayvon Martin’s death than anyone else. But I am not a hypocrite. I don’t want George Zimmerman’s head. I don’t blame him for my weakness. I know exactly where to place the blame. The blame rests with a society that creates the conditions where such a tragedy can occur. What I want is a society that accepts responsibility for its own complicity. I’m willing to accept my part. What about everyone else?

The problem with accepting responsibility is that so many people want blood instead. They want vengeance. They want someone to suffer for Trayvon Martin’s death. Once again, it’s not George Zimmerman’s place to be slaughtered so we can go back to our lives and continue shaking our superior heads in hypocritical disgust at the things others do wrong. No, the person, or people, who should suffer are those who put the gun in George Zimmerman’s hands.

What kind freaking idiot passes a law that makes it easier to kill someone? More to the point, what sort of moron would argue that the best way to make the world safer is to arm everyone so that we can shoot the “bad people”? A society that reasons like that is ripe for innocent people being killed by other people whose only crime is that they are afraid.

If you want to punish someone, punish the politicians and lobbyists who are responsible for the Stand Your Ground law. Anyone with half a brain would have known that such a law is a recipe for disaster. Since it is reasonable to assume that the responsible politicians and lobbyists have intact brains, then they should have been able to reason that such a law would inevitably lead to the death of Trayvon Martin or some other child. Trayvon Martin’s death was a foreseeable outcome of their gun policies. It is those politicians and lobbyists that should be prosecuted and thrown into prison.

Punishment shouldn’t stop with the politicians and the lobbyists. Don’t forget the National Rifle Association. Or rather, don’t forget the executive branch of the NRA. They are the ones who are arguing for more guns in the hands of more people. Their claim that “guns don’t kill people but people kill people” is one of the stupidest pieces of trite that has ever come from the mind of man. If you arm everyone with banana cream pie, then people will get sticky…perhaps put on a few pounds…but they won’t get killed. When you arm people with guns, well, they use guns to resolve their conflicts or make themselves feel brave when they are afraid. It stands to reason that the more people, who have guns in their hands, the greater the likelihood that some innocent person will be killed.

The NRA is sort of correct. Guns don’t kill people. It’s the executive branch of the NRA kills people.

Personally, the way I view it, if the NRA wants to promote policies and laws that increase the number of guns on the streets, go for it. It’s the right of the NRA and its membership. But I think we should also hold people like Wayne LaPierre and Jim Porter responsible for any innocent deaths resulting from the legislation they push for. If you want to know who should be held responsible for the killing of Trayvon Martin, it is Wayne LaPierre, Jim Porter and the others who are part of their inner circle of insanity.

The only people who need access to guns are the military, law enforcement, hunters, collectors and those who like to shoot guns at targets…not people. People, who are afraid, don’t need guns. They need a society that makes them feel safe.

Same-sex Marriage & the Decline of Western Civilization

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Granted, most of what I know about the Supreme Court’s review of California’s Prop 8, the popularly approved anti-same-sex marriage legislation[1] , and the Federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is what I read on online news agencies such as The New York Times, The Huffington Post and The New Yorker. If what they report is accurate, though, then I am completely flummoxed by some of the questionable claims being made by those who are supposedly the cream of the American legal and justice system. Actually, I am not really all that flummoxed that conservatives like Justice Antonin Scallia and the lawyers defending Prop 8 and DOMA would make statements that are out of touch with historical reality. But I am flummoxed that the claims are left unchallenged. Although they all bug the hell out of me, there are, quite frankly, far too many claims to address. There is this one, though, that is so outrageous, I just can’t seem to let it go. I mean, how can anyone seriously claim that for the last two thousand years, the purpose of traditional marriage has been procreation? Really? On what planet?

Traditionally, marriage, until recently, has been about financial arrangements and alliances between families, tribes, villages and nations. Granted, producing offspring was an obligation of the married couple so that the deal could be cemented for all time. But in order to have offspring, you first have to have sex. Since sex is the antecedent event, it could be argued that the purpose of traditional marriage was and is to have sex, particularly since it usually takes multiple sexual encounters to produce just one child.

The idea that sex and marriage are exclusively for procreation was developed after St. Augustine, feeling remorse over his wild youth, argued that abstinence was the true path to God. Sexual pleasure was a distraction.  Over the course of the next several centuries, the Catholic Church was forced to recognize that most men were not meant to become priests or monks. But these men did need sex and spent a lot of time trying to have sex despite the fact that this need and these behaviors put their mortal souls in peril. So, the Popes, Bishops and Cardinals, recognizing reality while refusing to fail in their self-assumed duty to guide the human herd to their vision of the afterlife, compromised by deciding that the “wham-bang-thank-you-ma’am” missionary-style, preferably without too much nudity,  sex for procreation only would be acceptable. But sex for pleasure…that was no longer acceptable in Western civilization, since that would only distract the masses from their glorious path to Heaven. This decision, of course, was made by Popes, Cardinals and Bishops who had mistresses and kept nunneries filled with concubines for their unmarried pleasures[2].  So this idea that purpose of marriage is for procreation is not anywhere close to being a 2,000 year old tradition in Western Civilization, let alone in any civilization.

I’m aware of the fact that procreation was encouraged to occur exclusively within the sanctity of marriage. This was, however, to assure the man that not only did the little baby factory belong to him, so too did any children that came from her womb. This relationship between marriage and the act of sex is probably the foundation for an idea that is close to the hearts of regular churchgoers and Republicans; that there are two kinds of girls. There are good girls who only have sex after they are married and only do so as part of their wifely duties so that they can bear their husbands’ children. Good girls never, ever enjoy sex. Bad girls, on the other hand, like sex. They really like sex. Bad girls are the ones that men like to hang out with. Good girls are the ones that men like to marry.

This traditional idea that good girls are the ones that men are supposed to marry has changed. I think. I could be wrong. Perhaps Antonin Scalia would know.

People like to toss this word “tradition” around. Perhaps they think that it will somehow bolster their claims if they can say “it has always been done this way.” Perhaps they think it makes them look smart and educated if they can make historical claims. But traditions are not immutable laws based upon the wisdom of the ages. If they were, we’d still have young boys climbing down chimneys and we would understand why so many of them needed to suffocate.

Actually, perhaps sticking one’s head down a filthy chimney should be the penalty for anyone who use the words “traditional” and “marriage” in the same sentence…and believes they are saying something profound. As if marriage could be defined as some truly inviolable concept that has existed through the ages.

If someone wants to oppose same-sex marriage because they don’t like homosexuals…that’s fine. But if you’re going to use the phrase “traditional marriage,” then you need to explain what I believe to be a very crucial question. What happened to traditional marriage?

Not that long ago, people didn’t marry for love. They married the person that their parent’s selected for them.  Or, if you were a prairie farmer in the 1800s, you married the sturdiest mail-order bride that you could find from the East Coast. You did, after all, need someone who could survive in harsh conditions, take care of your children and milk the cows.

It wasn’t that long ago that virginity seemed to be an important element of marriage. Women were supposed to be virgins when they married. How else could a man be assured that he wouldn’t be raising another man’s children? Who, in Western Civilization, marries a virginal maid in this day and age? But that was the tradition well into the 20th Century.

This whole property thing is a pretty important element of traditional marriage as well. Traditionally, women were supposed to change their last name to that of their husband’s. This symbolized the father handing the property rights to his daughter over to her husband. Women were supposed to vow to “Love, Honor and Obey” their husbands. In fact, this vow is referred to as the traditional wedding vow.

In a traditional marriage, a woman cleans the house, raises the children and obeys her husband. Her place is to serve him and follow him. His duty is to lead. In fact, it is the husband’s duty to discipline his wife if he feels she has misbehaved. Of course, today we refer to that as spousal abuse. What’s up with these women changing everything? One would think that they would value the traditions of marriage a bit more.

Traditionally, a wife was never allowed to deny her husband connubial bliss. But that’s changed today. A wife can say no and a husband can be convicted of raping his wife. Again, what’s the deal?

Whatever happened to this traditional marriage that the opponents of same-sex marriage keep referring to?  If they are worried that allowing two same-sex people, who love each other but won’t be procreating on an overpopulated planet, to get married will threaten traditional marriage and the very foundation of Western civilization, I’m sorry to say that they are a little too late.  Thanks to women wanting equal protection and equality[3], thanks to heterosexual couples getting married for love, thanks to heterosexual couples enjoying sex and thanks to heterosexual couples who can’t have children or decide not to have children, traditional marriage died quite a few years ago. It is these people who have brought our unchanging Western Civilization crashing to its knees. So what does it really matter if two men or two women marry each other? It isn’t going to change anything. We’re already doomed.


[1] The reason for its passage still evades me. The California that I grew up in, may occasionally pass idiotic propositions, but it would never have passed such a repressive one. Evil, I fear, has taken root in the land of my childhood.

[2] Also, it would be a sin to overlook the young boys as well as the nun-on-nun, priest-on-priest and Cardinal-on-priest cavorting that’s been going on for the last 1500 years.

[3] Not to mention the men who wanted equal protection and equality for their mothers, sisters and daughters.

The Genetics of Religious War

A friend recently informed me that politics and political discourse force his brain to shut down. During political seasons this is particularly true as he tends to disengage completely. There is a certain irony here since I’ve always thought this friend had the physical presence to make a good politician. On top of that, he’s intelligent, charming and has a good sense of humour. If that weren’t enough, he has used his law degree to work for his state’s government in order to help and protect his fellow citizens. What better person to elect to office?

This revelation of his, though, goes far to explaining why he would always give me dirty looks whenever I suggested he pursue a career in politics.

I can understand how he feels about politics. I often find myself yearning for those days when I had an apolitical approach to the world. Those were the days when I believed that the best government was one that governed from a distance. But those days belong to a dreamy past that existed before the Reagan years. When Reagan moved into the White House, I began to really listen to the rhetoric of the Right Wing and the Left Wing. I discovered that their screaming and whining was purposeful white noise meant to prevent people from finding out their true agenda. When I filtered out the noise, I discovered how intolerant and filled with hate and anger the members of these groups are. The Right came out of the closet during the 1991 Republican Convention. The Left waited nearly ten years to reveal themselves, when they threw their weight behind Ralph Nader in his bid against Gore for the presidency.

As an amateur student of history, I know that moderates are forever in danger from folk on either end of the political spectrum. After all, it was the Left that was responsible for the Cultural Revolution in China 50 years ago. It was the Right that controlled Christianity for more than a thousand years. Throughout history, the moderates have fallen victim to the forces of extremism. It has been those who refused to march lockstep, those who have asked questions, those who have sought the harmony found in compromise, those who have believed in and embraced egalitarianism who have died whenever the Left or the Right tried to impose their reality upon everyone else.

The Left and Right sneer at moderates and scorn compromise because they are incapable of comprehending the world in any manner other than dichotomies. For them, answers and solutions are always ‘yes’ or ‘no.’ Positions and ideas are either ‘right’ or ‘wrong.’ People and things are ‘good’ or ‘evil.’ The world exists in an ‘on/off’ state with only males or females who are either heterosexual or homosexual.

Everything is black or white. There is nothing in between. There are no shades of grey. You are either for us or against us. No modifiers, no qualifiers, no wiggle room.

No tolerance for anything that doesn’t fit into one of two boxes.

I remember as a child once reading that if one were to go far enough to the Right, they would find themselves on the Left and vice versa. In other words, the apparent differences between the Right Wing and the Left Wing are illusion. Their supposed political differences are only window dressing.

Our brains are the source of our subjective reality. The electromagnetic fields, photons, atoms of an external, quantifiable reality are converted by our brains into the people, things and abstractions we experience. A dichotomous universe exists only as the end result of these neural processes. The Left Wing and the Right Wing are the same because their brains are only capable of creating the same, or nearly same, subjective universe of simplistic dualities.

In September 2001, as a result of George W. Bush’s failure to take seriously his responsibility to protect Americans and American soil, Americans developed the impression that Islam is a religion of crazies and violence. Since Americans as a general rule tend to be ignorant of other cultures, they are easily beguiled by the propaganda put forth by their government as to who the “evil doers” really are.

An alternative to the crazy Muslim theory has been the notion that the violence of today is the fallout of the horrible international and economic policies carried out by the United States. But those policies are really no different than those carried out by any other group of people, powerful or not so powerful, throughout time and throughout history. Modern examples are the British, the French, the Germans, the Russians, the Japanese, and the Chinese. In recent times, there has been the Iroquois Confederacy, the Spanish, the Aztecs and the Incans. Further back there were the Vikings, the Mongols, the Turks and the Arabs. In ancient times, there were the Persians, the Egyptians, the Greeks and the Romans. That’s the short list and compared to most of those groups, the policies of the United States have been extremely benign.

We have also been told that 9/11 symbolizes a cultural war between the East and the West. It is a battle between the medievalism of the Middle East and the materialism of the United States. However, in a world where it is possible to travel its circumference in less that 24 hours, terms like East and West are fairly obsolete. They are terms used by a lazy mind to oversimplify the complexity and dynamics of cultural diversity found in our world.

In reality, however, the real East-West struggle, we are told, is a clash between world religions. Specifically, it is the attempt by Islam to gain world domination. The Muslims, we are told, are fanatics bent on wiping out all other forms of belief. Of course, Christian nations tend to forget that they have their own brand of religious fanatics in their midst. Apocalyptic religions e.g. Mormonism abound. These religious groups look forward to a future where God leads his legions to defeat the enemies of his chosen people and then reward those chosen few with sole possession of the world. At the end of the last millennium, members of these groups did their best to bring about those worldwide cataclysms that prophecy says will be necessary for the End of Times to occur.

When we take a closer look at world history and world events, what we see is that the conflict is really between extremism and moderation. In respect to religion, the conflict is manifested in a battle for dominance between fundamentalism and humanism. Fundamentalism has much in common with the Right Wing and the Left Wing. The world is seen in terms of black and white.  There is right and there is wrong and there is nothing in between.

Contrary to the claims of fundamentalist preachers, humanism and religion are not mutually exclusive. Fundamentalism and humanism are two ends of the religiousity spectrum. Humanistic religion emphasizes the human experience, believing that this experience has inherent value. Humanistic religion focuses upon the care of other people as well as accepting the differences between people. Humanists, like political moderates, doesn’t see the universe in stark black and white terms. As moderates can see greyness in any political situation, humanists accept and value the wide range of human possibilities.

Just as the reality of political extremists and moderates is determined by brain processes, so too is the reality of religiousity determined by the type of brain one has. Twin studies during that last two decades have unveiled a genetic component to religiousity. The genes one inherits from one’s parents do not influence whether one is a Jew, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Christian, a Muslim, a Buddhist, a Zoroastrian, a Wiccan or a Taoist. Instead, according to some studies, genetics has an influence upon where one lies on that Fundamentalist-Humanist continuum. Put another way, genetics influences what type of reality one’s brain creates.  That, of course, should come as no surprise.

The Selfish Gene Theory was a popular theory a few years back. It argued that any set of genes in competition with any other set of genes will do whatever is necessary to perpetuate itself. Altruism is simply an alliance of self-interest between sets of genes that have more commonality than differences. On a macro-behavioural level, groups of organisms with common characteristics compete with “other” groups for limited resources. In respect to human history, some have suggested that such competition existed between Neanderthals and early Homo sapiens. In that war, Neanderthals lost.

The conflict seen between extremism and moderation or more specifically, fundamentalism and humanism, is nothing less that a war over resources between brain types or gene pools.  History is replete with examples of one group wresting control from the other. The clearest examples of the cyclic nature of this competition can be seen with the collapse of the humanistic Greco-Roman world. In its ashes rose a fundamentalist reality that gave rise to the Dark Ages. At that same time in the Middle East, the newly established religion of Islam embraced and expanded upon the humanistic philosophies of the Greeks and Romans. This was the Golden Age of Islam with great advances made in science, mathematics, literature and medicine. Instead of locking up the mentally ill as the Europeans were doing, the Muslims created the first mental hospital and introduced a humane approach to treatment.

The Crusades helped re-introduce the humanistic ideals to the heirs of the Greco-Roman world. In rapid succession, Western Civilization had the Renaissance, the Reformation and the Age of Enlightenment. As humanistic principles rose in the West, fundamentalism began to dominate the Middle East. After the Polish knights utterly destroyed the Turkish army at the gates of Vienna in 1683, humanism and moderation all but disappeared in the Muslim world. In short, though fundamentalism and other forms of extremism lost its control of Western civilization, it gained ascendency over the Islamic world. Since then, the West has made great advances in science, mathematics, literature and medicine. In the Islamic world, moderates and humanists have had to speak quietly lest they attract too much attention from the Right Wing.

The events of 9/11 can be linked to many issues: the greed for oil, poor understanding of the Middle East resulting in poorly developed foreign policy, disparity in wealth and trade as well as the religious friction between Christianity and Islam that has existed since the armies of Islam first tried to conquer Europe over 1200 years ago. At its very core, however, 9/11 symbolizes the fact that this war between two genetic types or two realities has come to a head. Though it has been the most dramatic and caused the greatest loss of life, the destruction of the World Trade Towers was not the only event in recent modern times telling us that this war was alive and well. Only a few years earlier, the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City was bombed by another group of extremists. Timothy McVeigh, Terry Nichols, Mohammed Atta, Marwan al-Shehhi and the other hijackers may have come from different countries and cultures, but they are bound together by a common reality. They were genetic cousins. In fact, it is most likely that there would be very little variability in those “reality genes” between Jerry Falwell and Osama bin Laden. After all, aside from the superficiality of their particular religious expression, the underlying fundamentalism of their world view was much the same. And both were beacons for hatred and intolerance.

This genetically-based war between fundamentalism and humanism, between political extremism and moderation, is alive and well. Today, these groups are in a death-struggle for dominion over the world. Fundamentalists and extremists, if successful, would drive their opponents underground or destroy them outright. Ironically, because of their tendency towards tolerance and acceptance, humanists and moderates would feel the need to build a world that allowed fundamentalists and extremists to go about their business.

Is it possible to build a safe world while your enemies live within your midst? For those who can only experience the world as dichotomous, the answer would likely be “no.”

Pace è Bene

A Tale of Class Warfare

In keeping with their 21st Century brand, the modern Republican Party is once again pushing to redefine the English language and rewrite American history. For example, various Republican talking heads, such as RNC Chairman Reince Priebus, are accusing President Barack Obama and the Democratic Party of promoting class warfare by discussing the disparity of wealth in the United States as well as the disparity in the tax code in favour of the wealthy.

My memory of class warfare in recent history doesn’t seem to match with that of the Republican storyline. I remember President Lyndon B. Johnson declaring war on poverty. I also recall that Reagan, the chief proponent of the “me first” philosophy, apparently misunderstood Johnson’s declaration to end poverty for all time. It seems that Reagan thought that Johnson had said “end the poor for all time” because Reagan, shortly afterward, acting as governor of California, declared war on the poor. Later, as President of the United States, he continued his assault on the poor and expanded the war to include the middle class.

Reagan’s ascension to the presidency symbolizes the re-emergence of the Old Testament belief that disease and poverty are punishments resulting from God’s displeasure. Those favoured by God are rewarded with health and wealth, while those in disfavour get leprosy, pre-existing conditions and a lifetime of choosing between paying for rent, food or medicine.

For me, then, class warfare began with the Reagan years. During the ensuing decades, his wealthy minions have traveled the planet, spreading the gospel of “wealth first, people second.” Though maybe not to the same degree as in the United States, this philosophy of government “for the wealthy and by the wealthy” has spread to many other countries. Even in Canada, for example, there are those who actually drool at the idea of a closer embracement of the United States’ model of economic disparity. After all, who wants to settle for millions of dollars when there are billions to be horded?

As it turns out, I’m partly wrong. Although he is the most recent honoured leader of class warfare, it wasn’t Reagan who began the war. It seems that the wealthy declared war upon the rest of the human race several thousand years ago.

Approximately 2500 years ago in Athens, the birth of democracy unveiled the intimate relationship between excessive personal wealth and tyranny. Plato explained:

An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics.

Elaborating further on the incompatibility of a benign and responsive government with accumulated wealth, Aristotle, Plato’s prize student, said:

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.

Then there was the Socialist Trinity, Buddha, Jesus Christ and Muhammad, who, over the course of a thousand years, each taught the socialist doctrine that it was the duty of the community to lift up the poor. Jesus Christ, the worst socialist of them all, even went so far to tell the poor that God loved them best. These messages, of course, were lost over the following centuries as the wealthy usurped the Catholic and then the Protestant religions, the great Islamic dream collapsed into petty fiefdoms ruled by greedy tyrants and the Dalai Llama and his elite priesthood created an Eastern theocracy that allowed them to oppress the Tibetan people.

One would have thought that these three avatars of the human race would have had the final say on how we should treat each other and the place of excessive wealth in society. Unfortunately in the West, as the popularity of Christianity increased, the wealthy and powerful saw in the new Church, not a mechanism to create a better world, but instead they saw a way to morally justify their wealth. The Church provided a divine justification for the wealthy elite to suppress the poor and huddling masses. This use of religion to morally justify obscene amounts of wealth would act as a supplement the older strategy of “might makes right.” No longer would the wealthy be restricted to only using the sword to keep the less fortunate in their place. Now they had “God” on their side.

Five hundred years ago, Sir Thomas More laid down an important intellectual foundation about the relationship between a government and the people. The path from his ideas would eventually lead to the American Revolution, itself an act of defiance against an authority established upon wealth. In the second book of Utopia, he wrote that government was:

a certain conspiracy of rich men procuring their own commodities under the name and title of the commonwealth. They invent and devise all means and crafts, first how to keep safely, without fear of losing, that they have unjustly gathered together, and next how to hire and abuse the work and labour of the poor for as little money as may be. These devices, when the rich men have decreed to be kept and observed for the commonwealth’s sake, that is to say for the wealth also of the poor people, then they be made laws.

Once again there is the same basic theme expressed by Plato two thousand years earlier. Excessive wealth is incompatible with a benign, representative government that creates conditions whereby all can prosper in keeping with their ability. When the wealthy gain control of the government, according to Sir Thomas More, they manipulate the law to protect what they have taken from others and create laws that allow them to take more. They present these laws as being essential to the welfare of the nation.

By the 17th and 18th centuries, tired of settling their differences in religious wars, Europe began to focus more upon the political process. Kings and princes began dividing their ministers between different sides of their palaces. The left wing housed those ministers who believed that government existed to help the people. In the right wing, one could find those ministers who saw government as the instrument by which the wealthy and the powerful could help the poor by taking more wealth and more power for themselves[1].

At the end of the French and Indian War, the wealthiest estates in Great Britain are estimated to have been 30-40 times greater[2] than anything found in the American colonies. This was in a large part because the trade laws and tax laws were all biased against the colonies and in favour of the British elite. As loyal subjects of King George, the colonialists attempted to redress their grievances. Men such as George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, John Hancock and so many more felt that it was unfair that the bulk of the fruit of their labour should end up in the pockets of a wealthy few who had never laboured in their lives. They felt that it was unfair that they should pay the bulk of the taxes that supported the military that safe-guarded the wealth of that same few.

As any student of history knows, the grievances of the Americans were ignored. Nothing was done to alleviate a system that had been designed to strengthen and protect the interests of those at the top. Sir Thomas More could have easily predicted this. After all, the conservative right wing, as the governmental tool of the British wealthy elite, controlled the King and Parliament. They were justified to their fortunes, they claimed, because what was good for them was good for the British Empire. If these arrogant assholes were alive today, they would be strutting around claiming to be the job creators.

The American colonialists naturally saw all of this as tyranny.  George became a tyrant not because he was a king; he was a tyrant because he was the symbol of a government that existed solely for the benefit of a few who lived off of the backs of the many.

Harkening back to the teachings of the Socialist Trinity, Thomas Jefferson adopted as his motto “Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.” Agreeing with that principle, the colonialists rose up against the Tyrant King and his wealthy minions.

In the end, the colonialists freed themselves from the thraldom of the British elite.

Though there were some, such as Alexander Hamilton, who wanted to create an elite aristocracy based upon wealth, rather than merit or accomplishments, who would run the government, most Americans didn’t want anything that looked even remotely like “Old Europe.” The Continental Congress was tasked with the job of creating a government that would be resistant to the machinations of a wealthy elite trying to steal control of the government from the people. The writers of the U.S. Constitution knew very well that equality and those inalienable rights of “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” were incompatible with excessive wealth. Excessive wealth can only occur in a society where equality and those inalienable rights have been or in the process of being abrogated.

In the Age of Enlightenment, everyone knew this self-evident Truth.

At the same time that the Continental Congress was meeting in Philadelphia, Pennsylvanians were writing their own state constitution. Article V of the Pennsylvania Bill of Rights says:

“That government is, or ought to be, instituted for the common benefit, protection and security of the people, nation or community; and not for the particular emolument or advantage of any single man, family, or sett of men, who are a part only of that community; And that the community hath an indubitable, unalienable and indefeasible right to reform, alter, or abolish government in such manner as shall be by that community judged most conducive to the public weal.”

Pennsylvanians were stating explicitly in their most important document that government did not exist for an elite few. The story is that in an earlier draft of their Bill of Rights, they went even further by stating that it was the government’s duty to prevent the accumulation of vast wealth. In other words, it is the government’s duty to protect the many from the few. This idea was a complete departure from the historical view that the purpose of the government was to help the few oppress the many.

From the beginning, people were concerned about the impact of excessive wealth upon the government of the United States. For example, Thomas Jefferson wrote:

I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.

James Madison, the fourth President of the United States, expressed his concerns when he wrote:

We are free today substantially, but the day will come when our Republic will be an impossibility. … A Republic cannot stand upon bayonets, and when the day comes, when the wealth of the nation will be in the hands of a few, then we must rely upon the wisdom of the best elements in the country to readjust the laws of the nation to the changed conditions.

The fear that the excessive wealth that the American forefathers had fought against would once again rear its greedy, Hydra-like head did not disappear. In 1832, Andrew Jackson declared:

Many of our rich men have not been content with equal protection and equal benefits, but have besought us to make them richer by act of Congress.

A few years later, the visionary, Abraham Lincoln, describing the direction he saw the United States headed towards, said:

I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country … corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.

By the end of the 19th century, the fears expressed by previous generations had become a reality. In response to the governmental corruption resulting from the creation of massive fortunes during the Gilded Age, the national platform of the Populist Party explicitly stated in 1892:

Corruption dominates the ballot-box, the Legislatures, the Congress and touches even the ermine of the bench. The Fruits of the toil of millions are boldly stolen to build up colossal fortunes for a few, unprecedented in the history of mankind; and the possessors of these, in turn, despise the Republic and endanger liberty.

At the turn of the century, President Theodore Roosevelt did everything that he could do to protect the government “of the people and by the people” for the people. The wealthy elite began immediately trying to discover, not only ways around the laws, but how to regain control of the government and the laws. The threat to our democracy continued on into the 20th century, leading Justice Louis Brandeis to warn:

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can’t have both.

Over the course of the last few millennia, the fortunes of the wealthy have shifted many times. But they have never given up on their war on the poor. If the wealthy didn’t view themselves at being at war with those less fortunate, then how else to explain this statement made on May 19 2003 by Ronald Reagan’s intellectual heir, George W. Bush:

Poor people aren’t necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn’t mean you’re willing to kill.

Seriously, who, other than someone who despised the poor, would even say such a thing? And the only people who have contempt for those less fortunate are those who have more than their fair share.

Close to 250 years ago, it would have seemed that the wealthy were destined to lose their hegemony over the world. But during the centuries, they have learned a number of ways to assert or re-assert their control of government.

Today, they are poised take control once more. Many Americans have forgotten that the Revolutionary War was fought over the control of wealth and the control of the government. In that war, it was the common man who had the most to gain and the ultra-rich who had the most to lose. Americans seem to have also forgotten the warnings of the Founding Fathers. They have been beguiled and distracted.

How else to explain the Tea Party? The Tea Party is, in the main, a group of average, middle class citizens who were tricked by the Koch brothers to believe that their best interests rested with billionaires who have been stealing us blind rather than with all of the other average Americans. The fact is, the only people who have interests in common with the Koch brothers are the other millionaires and billionaires who think that stealing other people’s money counts as a job.

George W. Bush and his wealthy allies put into place economic policies that have caused considerable damage to the middle class and the poor. The wealthy weren’t hurt by those policies. Yet, despite the fact that the wealthy made out like bandits during the Bush years, nearly half of the population are turning to someone for whom the Bush policies were most generous. What is even more incredible is that this support is given despite the fact that the guy is promising to resurrect the very same policies that destroyed so many people’s lives.

Have the American people truly become soft, as claimed by enemies like al Qaeda and the defunct Soviet Union? Are they are more concerned with their material comfort rather than their liberty?

I don’t think so. I believe that most will be as inspired as I am by these words of Thomas Jefferson:

God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. … And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.

To paraphrase James Madison, when the wealth is held in a few hands, others will find it necessary to make adjustments so as to preserve what the United States of America represents.

We should always remember the words that Thomas Jefferson wrote to James Madison in 1787:

I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical. […] It is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government.

Pace è Bene


[1] It would appear that the theory of trickle-down economics has a long and respectable history.

[2] These numbers sound strikingly modern.

Death & History

I am becoming increasingly aware that my moment of death is much closer than it used to be.

A couple of years ago, I began to seriously read the Obits. I’m not interested in who these people are or were. I’m more interested in what makes a good obituary. I mean, I have to face a simple fact. Given that I am unlikely to ever become Wikipedia material, my obituary will have to be my Wikipedia moment. It will have to be good.

Recently, I have caught myself glancing at the graveyards that my wife and I pass as we drive through the countryside. The thoughts and questions that fill my mind are strange at best. For example, is the graveyard overcrowded? Is it a well-maintained cemetery? Are all of the good locations taken? Will I be able to afford it? Even more bizarre are my concerns about the current “inhabitants.” Were they people I would have liked to hang out with when they were alive? If, as some religious groups claim, the dead will rise from their graves after the Rapture, will my immediate neighbours be good people to hook up with when we climb out of our graves and start walking about?

Actually, I’m not all that concerned about the act of dying. It is, after all, an inevitable goal line that I will cross some time in the future. Whether or not the exact moment of my death is fixed in the stars or it changes as a function of each of my decisions, doesn’t really matter. What matters is that as each moment passes, I get closer to that highly anticipated visit from the Grim Reaper.

There is nothing to be done. We can’t stop time. Even if we could, it would only be a temporary interruption of our onward march toward becoming nothing more than a pile of corrupted, decomposing flesh. If we were able to stop time, we eventually would want to start living again and so time would have to start flowing again. With that act of embracing life, our stroll towards that one fatal disease shared by all living things would begin again.

Death is lurking out there somewhere for us and Death has the winning hand. It is inevitable. So why worry? It doesn’t gain us anytime.

What is worrisome is that I seem to be wasting so much of my finite time on nonsense. Each night I look back over my daily activities and I realize how much time is spent on trivialities that suck away my energy and don’t get me any closer to discovering the singular Truth that underlies the universe.

For example, I have become an addict to political news. I’m not sure if I’m more of a news junkie or a political junkie but I do become agitated if I don’t get my daily fix of either. I need to be mesmerized by the nonsensical yakking of all of those talking news heads on television.  Time and again I begin my day promising myself a productive day but it isn’t long before I find myself sitting transfixed in front of the television, watching those bobble heads take a single utterance made by a politician or a political operative during a speech or interview and twist it around, giving it power equal to the Word of God. Thus spake Wolf Blitzer and in a blast of cosmic light, a story is created where none was before. Soon a man or woman is being convicted of a crime in the court of public opinion or being attacked by their opponents. The story, whose origin is found in that Blitzerian flash, grows and grows.

For my part, I become trapped in the back and forth, waiting eagerly for the next juicy detail that will reveal…actually I have no clue what I’m waiting for. In fact, I hardly notice that the juiciest details that I was promised during the next half hour fail to ever show up. Today’s news always becomes yesterday’s news today, but I don’t care. I have already become enthralled by the next issue. The only constants in the world of modern news are that my blood pressure rises and I cheer for my side, even when my side stretches the truth, and I scowl at the representatives of the other side and howl with rage when they lie.

What happened to the days of Walter Cronkite, Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw? Those were the days when news agencies just reported the news. They didn’t create the news. Weren’t CNN and MSNBC once respected news stations?[1] When did it become acceptable for them to parse statements, ignore facts and engage in “gotcha” moments in the name of ratings? When did news become opinion and opinion news?

But really, why worry about it? Within the next 60 or so years, all of those “players” in the news business will be nothing more than forgotten worm food; if they are remembered at all by their grandchildren and their great-grandchildren, it will simply be as the source of the wealth that is providing them with a leisurely life.

In fact, why even get too riled up about whether Obama or Romney becomes the next president? In 100 years, they will be reduced down to a paragraph in U.S history books. In fact, there is a pretty good chance that they’ll get no more than one sentence. In 500 hundred years, they will be lucky to be a footnote. In one thousand years, they’ll be remembered no more than me. The difference between them and me is that I’ll be completely forgotten within a month or two after I die. Their march to obscurity may appear to painfully drag on for a while but in cosmic time the difference is insignificant.

As an American, I am uncomfortable about suggesting that an American president will be of little import in history. I, like most Americans, believe in the self-evident truth of American “exceptionalism.” There are moments, however, when my ethnocentric patriotic tendencies are not tendencies and I can see things with complete lucidity. The real truth of the matter is that the British, the Germans, the French, the Chinese, the Persians and the Japanese have all believed they were exceptional. It is this confidence in their own superiority that allowed the British to conquer the world, the Germans, French and Japanese to lead the world into several major wars and the Persians and the Chinese to aspire to regaining the empires they lost 2500-4000 years ago. Considering the destination point of ideas like exceptionalism…wars that devastate countries and people and delusions of grandeur…one wonders if it might be better for the world to find a country or a people that will lead through humility rather than pride of origin.

There is no reason to believe that American presidents will age any better than past leaders of major powers. For most people, if they can remember any of the rulers of ancient Rome, it’ll be a handful at the most; most likely Julius Caesar, Nero and Constantine. When discussing Egypt, many people probably can provide the name of the Pharaoh Ramses. Aside from the fact that there were eleven of them, it is also the name that Hollywood gives to the Pharaoh in all the Moses movies. As for the Popes; toss out the name Benedict, Gregory, Paul, Innocent, John or Leo and you are bound to look like you’ve studied your Catholic history. That is, unless of course, someone asks you which Pope Benedict you are referring to. It is easy to be remembered as a powerful ruler if all the rulers use the same name.

History isn’t kind to those who rule. They spend their lives confidently relishing their place in history and then it grinds them up into dust and lays them in the same ground as the commoners that they once ruled over. To be remembered, you have to do something extraordinary: be the first guy to conquer the known world in a few years while you are still young such as Alexander the Great, rape women from one end of Asia to the other such as Genghis Khan, or become the stuff of legends as your people spread your story while they conquer the world such as Richard the Lionheart.

The simple truth is that both Romney and Obama are destined to eventually arrive in the same place as myself. When they get to the land of “Who Cares Who You Were When You Were Alive,” I’ll be as eager to shake their hand as I currently am.[2]

Though Romney and Obama don’t matter much in the grand scheme of things, Obama is correct in his assessment that we are at a critical choice point in the affairs of mankind. The decisions made by people throughout time have always impacted coming generations. But today, the world is so much smaller than it was. The decisions of a few can have wonderful or devastating effects around the world, lasting far into the misty future. Before us lies a human destiny guided by self-interested greed or one where we define ourselves by our charity toward others and the dignity we afford them.

The future rests in our choices.

Pace è bene.

 


[1] I refuse to include Fox News, an oxymoron if there ever was one, in this group. The Australian, Rupert Murdoch, only became a U.S. citizen so that he could acquire a television network i.e. Fox. There is undoubtedly evidence somewhere that this was an Aussie conspiracy to weaken the United States by killing off American brain cells with Murdoch’s special brand of yellow journalism. I mean, isn’t it curious that Rupert Murdoch’s arrival on the world scene roughly coincides with the decline in math and science by American children. I never did trust the Australians. After all, they’re all descended from a bunch of convicts.

[2] Given my phobia of coming in contact with the notorious Politician Cooties, my desire to shake hands with any politician is completely nonexistent.

The Republican Businessman

George W. Bush announced his candidacy for President of the United States during the summer of 1999. He was qualified, he and the Republican Party claimed, because he was a successful businessman with an MBA. The fact that he appears to have been a less than mediocre student at two prestigious Ivy League schools[1] didn’t deter him or the Republican Party one iota. Instead, he almost seemed to be bragging about his poor scholarship when he met with a group of inner-city children, telling them not to worry about their school performance because he was living proof that even a man of exceptional mediocrity could aspire to the presidency[2].

Of course, those inner-city children lacked a few advantages that George had had. The most significant of these was that George W. Bush was a wealthy man[3]. Bush and the Republican Party put forth the myth that George was a regular, folksy sort of guy who had pulled himself up by his own boot straps and as a result of hard work and brilliant business acumen, he had built a business that had made him fabulously wealthy.

The media helped perpetuate this myth simply by failing to do its job.  Little comment was made about the fact that his investors, wishing to influence regulatory policy, were willing to prop up a failing business because George represented a back door to the White House. Very little was said about the fact that George W. Bush acquired his wealth when his business finally failed. How, an honest mind might ask, can someone make money when their business fails? By simply following the business model that was developed by George W. Bush[4], that’s how. In other words, you use your knowledge about the poor economic health of your company[5] and sell your stock before anyone else knows that you are about to go bankrupt[6].

Touted as the first MBA president, Bush came to the table offering to…what did he have to offer?  Under the Clinton Administration, American prestige had never been higher and the world community as a whole seemed to be cooperating and working towards peaceful solutions. Saddam Hussein was contained; Slobodan Milosevic was imprisoned; the hunt was on for Osama bin Laden; and Iran, uncertain whether Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, was willing to cooperate with the world community. Economically, the Clinton Administration was overseeing a financial boom and expansion shared by all Americans; unemployment was so low that employers were having a difficult time finding good employees and the only people consistently out of work were those people who didn’t want to work; the debt was being paid down; and though the tech bubble was predicted to burst, energy resources were more than sufficient and secure that everyone was confident that the economy could easily weather such a disruption[7].

What was there for George W. Bush to fix? George gave a preview of a Bush presidency during one of the debates with the Democratic contender, Vice-President Al Gore.  When asked about the Clinton policy of paying down the Federal Government debt, George W. Bush gave some strange, convoluted and extremely belaboured answer that simply boiled down to it being his view that such a policy would hurt the U.S. economy if that debt was paid off.

I can understand why George would have made such a claim.  After all, the majority of U.S government debt is held by Americans and the majority of that debt is held by wealthy individuals who don’t work.  Much of the American government debt system is simply a taxpayer funded welfare system for the rich.  If Americans eliminated the debt, many of George W. Bush’s friends and backers would have had to get jobs.

What confuses me is how the media responded…which was not to respond or comment. I make no claim to being an economist, but it strikes me that government debt can only be beneficial in the short term. In the long term, however, a lot of interest is paid and that payment of interest only benefits those who hold that debt.  In the United States, the greatest beneficiaries of continued debt are those wealthy families who have been buying that debt for generations and have, therefore, become dependent upon government largess[8]. For the rest of us, on the other hand, paying down the debt means less interest paid.  This, in turn, means greater cash flow for the Federal Government, which allows two things to happen. First, taxes can be lowered. Second, there will be more money to invest in infrastructure as well as other necessary and socially beneficial programs.

After Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist made George W. Bush president, George began to show the world what kind of businessman he truly was by implementing the business model that he had developed years before in the oil industry. By 2008, his business model had been such a raging success that its impact reverberated throughout the world. Nothing like it had been seen since 1929 when another Republican, Herbert Hoover, occupied the White House.

It is now 2012 and the Republicans are offering Mitt Romney to the American people and the world.  Mitt Romney and his Republican backers claim that it is his business experience that makes him an ideal candidate. After four hard years of the Obama Administration trying to reverse the disastrous consequences of the Bush business model, Mitt Romney promises to bring Bush’s business model back with a vengeance.

I’m not concerned with this though. The American people were foolish enough to vote for that model in 2000 and 2004.  If they are foolish enough to fall for it again in 2012…well, what is there to expect given that the ranking of the United States in mathematics is reported to be 26th in the world[9]. It is this same mathematical aptitude that has been so beneficial to the lottery industry.

What is of concern is this claim that Mitt Romney was a businessman. That is as far from the truth as one can get. He was a financier, an investor, a corporate raider. Take your choice. His goal was entirely to make money.  Nothing else. And, Mitt Romney, given the increase in his personal wealth during those years in the investment industry, was extremely successful at running a private equity firm. There is nothing wrong with any of this.

Financial institutions like banks and private equity firms serve a function.  They have cash to invest[10] and there are businesses that will welcome that investment because it allows them to start up or expand.  However, the investors are only interested in whether a potential investment is profitable.  Profit, for them, means a cash payout.  Profit can result in three possible ways:  1) a start up business becomes successful; 2) an expansion of an existing business proves to be profitable; 3) purchasing a business and selling off some of the parts or breaking it up entirely and selling it off in pieces is profitable. For private equity firms, the actual business concerns and employees of that business are secondary and tertiary concerns, only entering the investors’ line of sight if they have the potential of reducing the bottom line. Other than that, operating the business and employment are issues dealt with by management.

The fact is that people like Mitt Romney would never invest in a typical small business because they are not business people and therefore don’t understand business and its relationship to the health of the nation.  On the other hand, Howard Schultz, CEO of Starbucks, understands business because he is a businessman.  And being a businessman, he understands the importance of small business and this is why he has pushed for a program that will help provide funding to small businesses. After all, it is small business that happens to create the majority of jobs. Private equity firms, on the other hand, do not create jobs.

The real job creators are those who have an idea.  They are the innovators.  Job creators are the people who invest their lives, their money, the sweat of their brow and go into their shop, store, office, garage, factory or whatever it may be on a daily basis and make decisions and work hard. The majority of job creators are from the Middle Class. The majority of those individuals who are job creators and in the top 1% did not begin in the top 1%.  They happened to have a business that filled a particular need at a particular time in history.  They may have become wealthy but that wealth was incidental to their real purpose which was to build their business. This is in contrast to a private equity firm for whom job creation is incidental to the real goal which is to accumulate more wealth.

All businessmen and businesswomen want to see a profit.  But what exactly is “profit”?  If you work for a large corporation, it can mean dividends to your investors and bonuses for the employees or maybe a new plant for operations.  If the business is a sole proprietorship or partnership, a profit can mean some new equipment, some new employees, an employee health package or a much needed vacation, college tuition for the children or a swimming pool.  What profit isn’t is a Rolls Royce or a Maserati. It isn’t a private jet or a third home on Martha’s Vineyard.

There is nothing wrong with wealth.  Personally, I think it would be great to have so much wealth that it was capable of self-propagating…at least it might be great for a day or two.  But if wealth, as measured by the accumulation of money and things, was the sole measure of my worth and accomplishments, I’d hang my head in shame. If I were a good Christian, I’d get down on my knees and beg for God’s forgiveness.

Mitt Romney is no more of a businessman than George W. Bush.  Granted, he is far more accomplished but he has limited business experience. The person working in maintenance at an auto plant has as least as much understanding of business as does Mitt Romney.  Mitt Romney’s accomplishment was to make smart investments as evidenced by his amassed fortune.

As president, what does Romney have to offer?  The government of the United States was not formed more that 200 years ago in order to create conditions that allow the accumulation of vast wealth by a handful of individuals. Instead, it is the purpose of government to create the conditions that allow businesses to form and to grow. It is government’s purpose is to insure that culture and civilization flourish. It is the prime duty of government to protect the weak and disenfranchised from the predations of the strong and powerful.

Business people create businesses, artists create art, musicians create music, teachers create thinking minds and financiers make money. That is the way of the world.


[1] Schools such as Yale and Harvard claim that the only reason their students receive a grade of nothing less than a `C` is because their students are heavily screened and are therefore the cream of the crop.  The rest of the academic world calls it for what it is…grade inflation. Either way, any student who graduates with nothing higher than a `C` grade point, as George W. Bush seemingly has admitted to, has an academic performance that is subpar relative to his classmates, not average.

[2] One had to wonder, later, whether he was thinking of his own educational experiences when he claimed that the American educational system was a culture of low expectations and his staff came up with the “No Child Left Behind” campaign.

[3] Some other examples of George W. Bush’s advantages were that he admitted into Yale as a legacy since his grandfather and father had attended Yale and both his grandfather and father were wealthy men who spent much of their lives in government with his father having become president. Only a completely delusional person would claim that having wealth and political doors opened doesn’t make obtaining a political position easier and more probable.

[4] Much to their dismay, George W. Bush’s pals, Kenneth Lay and Jeffrey Skilling, did just that.

[5] aka insider knowledge.

[6] What befuddles the mind even more than the lack of media coverage of George’s poor business acumen was the lack of media investigation into why the SEC investigation into George’s activities was halted and the records of that investigation sealed.

[7] Of course, who would have believed that George W. Bush’s cronies in the energy industry could have had such disregard for their country that, at the risk of destabilizing the economy, they were willing to play games with the oil prices just to increase their profit? Or did they destroy the economy to help keep Al Gore out of the White House?

[8] Does anyone seriously believe that China, the largest foreign holder of American debt, would kill the golden goose by demanding immediate repayment of all outstanding debt?  Right now, they have Americans working hard to pay the interest on that debt which the Chinese can use for a variety of purposes e.g. modernizing their military.

[9] This was the conclusion drawn by the Program for International Assessment in 2010.

[10] In this case, “to invest” is a fancy term for “to loan.”

Garbage & Taxes

Long before I lived in Missouri, I had adopted a philosophy of “walking quietly.”  The idea was to disturb as little as possible as I traveled through life.  Today, the popular phrase “leaving a small footprint” is fairly synonymous with my thinking.

When recycling arrived, I thoroughly embraced it largely because it fit in with my philosophy.  I would have engaged in composting but, given my talent for creating brown rather than green plants, activities associated with gardening were not under consideration.

In Missouri, largely due to my recycling efforts, I would put out on the curbside one bag of garbage every two or three weeks.[1]  Typically, I produced only one bag of garbage each month. Many of my neighbors, on the other hand, were producing 3-5 bags of garbage on a weekly basis.

Having a laid-back disposition, I didn’t fret about this difference in my neighbors’ and my relative contributions to the landfill.[2]   Consistent with my “walking quietly” approach to life, I figured if they wished to produce garbage rather than recycle, so be it.  For me, recycling was the better choice. Then I discovered something that shook my world to its foundations. It turned out that my neighbors and I paid the exact same fee for garbage pickup each month.  In other words, I was subsidizing my neighbors’ choices.  I began protesting that, rather than one flat fee per month regardless of usage, the cost of garbage should be based upon the amount of garbage produced.  In the course of my protesting this outrageous situation, I discovered something far more dark and odious.

I was told that the reason that my “pay for use” approach wouldn’t work was that it would put a greater burden of the cost for refuse disposal upon larger families. This would be extremely prejudicial against those families.[3]

I have nothing against people who want large families.[4]  If Catholics, Mormons and other religious conservatives feel that excessive and uncontrolled procreation is part of God’s plan, let them at it.  Is it reasonable, however, to expect others to subsidize their choices? Should everyone else pay extra in taxes and a greater share of government expenses so that those who choose to have a large number of children don’t pay the full burden of the cost associated with their choices while reaping the full benefit of the services?

I think that in a society where everyone is affected by the procreation choices of others, it is reasonable to place limitations upon the impact of those choices. People should only be given child credit and assistance for up to three biologically-related children that they either father or mother. I am not saying that anybody is prohibited from having more than three children.  All that I am suggesting is that if people want additional children, they should carry the full cost on their own.[5]

I understand that my suggestion might upset Catholic bishops and other religious conservatives who feel that birth control, be it contraceptive pills or coitus interruptus, is sinful.  I can respect their position.  Such a plan as I suggest would be, they could argue, discriminatory against people holding certain religious views because it would ultimately force them to pay higher taxes and pay more for services.  Those religious conservatives are possibly right.  I, on the other hand, am definitely right when I say that the current system forces everyone, who has three or less children, to pay higher taxes and fees and thereby they are compelled to finance another person’s religious beliefs.  The way I see it, this is a violation of 1st Amendment protections against intrusion of religion into government.

There is a solution, however, that allows those, who believe that contraception is sinful, to avoid sin and at the same time it doesn’t raise the tax and fee burden on everyone else.  Abstinence.  If Catholics, Mormons and other religious conservatives don’t want to pay the costs associated with having more than three children and they don’t want to use birth control, let them abstain from sex altogether.  According to conservatives, abstinence is all that is needed to prevent pregnancy.

But who cares whether Catholics, Mormons or other religious groups have sex or not?  I don’t.  What I care about is fairness.  Fairness means, in part, that people should pay their fair share.

Currently there is a debate in the United States regarding the so-called Buffett Rule. This is the idea that anyone whose net income is over one million dollars per year should pay a 30 percent tax rate.  Democrats like this plan, saying that this will create fairness by giving the wealthy a tax rate comparable to the typical American middle-class taxpayer.

Republicans, on the other hand, argue that the Buffett Rule is nothing more than a blatant example of class warfare. Republicans want to reduce the tax rate, they claim, so that everyone is paying the 14 percent rate that Mitt Romney does.

The problem with both of these plans is that neither one effectively addresses how to pay for essential government responsibilities.  Furthermore, neither one would appear to pay down the debt that the Bush-Cheney administration accumulated so it could give tax cuts for the wealthy, enter into two wars, and artificially ward off a recession that had been brought on by the antics of major players in the energy industry e.g. Haliburton and Enron.

During Bush Jr.’s presidency, the Wall Street Journal editorial staff, taking the bull by the horns, addressed the Democrat’s class warfare upon the wealthy stratagem by arguing that the poor should start paying taxes on their income.  They felt that by “feeling” the pain of taxes, the poor would gain an understanding and become sympathetic to the pain and suffering of the wealthy.  With this new insight into the tortured lives that the wealthy faced, the poor would rise up and demand the elimination of taxes.  To be honest, I’m not sure that the subjective experience of finance-related pain is the same for a millionaire who, given a 14 percent tax rate, is left with only $860,000 and a poor person who is left with $8,600 after paying $1,400 of their 10k/year income.

Nonetheless, I am sympathetic to the essence of the Wall Street Journal’s argument.  I believe that the financially-related pain associated with the cost of running things should be distributed as a function of the benefit one derives from the outcome of those costs.

Government has two primary purposes: to protect its citizens and to create conditions which benefit everyone and allows each person to excel to their fullest potential.  In this day and age, government facilitates the development, production and transportation of goods by creating and maintaining highway systems, shipping, railways and airports and air travel.  It is the government’s duty to insure training and education so that people can perform the requirements of the jobs that are associated with those areas of business as well as develop the ideas that lead to innovations and new jobs. Only the government has the resources needed to gather together the critical elements needed to conduct basic research[6] which provides the foundation that is necessary for those inventive and creative minds to come up with and develop new ideas. It is necessary for the government to be responsible for the health of its populace in order to maintain a healthy workforce and viable national defense.  It is these things, combined with the inventive ideas and hard work of the people, that creates wealth. Wealth cannot be created out of wealth. Given this singular fact, wealth can never create jobs.  Wealth is the outcome of labor, not the source of labor.[7] Finally, government is responsible for creating and maintaining the military and law enforcement.[8]  Historically, the main purpose for the military and law enforcement is to protect the wealth that has been created by the labor force.

In broad brushstrokes, these areas of government activity represent the total cost of doing business for a modern country like the United States. It only seems reasonable to expect people to pay their share of these expenses and have that share based upon the proportion of benefits they derive from these costs.  If you are the 10% that owns over 70-90% of the wealth, you should pay 70-90% of the cost for creating, maintaining and protecting that wealth.  If you are part of the 80% who share less than 10% of the wealth that is produced, your group’s share of the cost of doing business should be less that 10%.

This approach is the only way to insure a tax system that is fair while at the same time paying for the cost of doing business and paying down the debt.  For those in that 10%, who feel that having to pay approximately 80% of the costs is unfair, there is a solution.  Make sure that the wealth is more equitably distributed.  After all, the more people who share the wealth of a nation, the more people who can shoulder the costs of the wealth.

It’s kind of a trickle-up economic model.

One of the things that I have noticed in this debate about taxation is that the people, who are the most vehemently opposed to an equitable tax system, are those people who haven’t really earned their wealth.  These are the people who have inherited their wealth or spend their time buying low and selling high.   On the other hand, those individuals who have labored for their wealth or have worked hard creating a business are the ones who support a more equitable tax code.  I can only assume that that is because someone who is smart enough to create a multibillion dollar business with thousands of employees is also smart enough to appreciate how important the infrastructure and other individuals were for them to become financially successful.


[1] During the summer, which is six months in Missouri, I needed to put out garbage bags for pickup every two weeks because the sweltering humidity tended to accelerate the reproduction of nasty smelling creatures.  During the winter, which made up the other six months, I could wait longer to put out garbage for pickup because things tend not to rot as quickly in the cold.

[2] I prefer taking a laissez faire approach towards my neighbors.

[3] Being consistent with this line of thinking, it should be remembered that in 1998 and 1999, Missouri had a surplus in revenue, a tax-expenditure outcome that is forbidden by the Hancock Amendment. To accommodate the law, the Democrats, led by then-Governor Mel Carnahan, suggested reducing or eliminating the sales tax on food.  Their argument was that this would help low-income families.  The Republicans wanted to refund the money.  Their argument was that providing refunds was the only fair solution because elimination of the sales tax on food would place an unfair tax burden upon the wealthy.  After Carnahan died in the airplane crash while running against John Ashcroft for senator, I received two checks for a dollar each from the State of Missouri.  That was my share of the tax surplus. This outcome seems reasonable.  After all, how could two measly dollars benefit a poor family?  I, on the other hand, was able to afford half a pint of beer.

[4] I do admit squirming uncomfortably when I see the photographs of Mitt Romney’s rather huge family.  After all, in a world with finite resources and shrinking space, it is one thing for him to take a disproportionate amount of the resources.  But why must he subject the rest of us to so many examples of his particular gene pool?

[5] Of course, there would be child credits and support for any adopted, fostered or child dependent who isn’t a biological son or daughter.

[6] Nothing could be a better investment than basic research with a return of four dollars for every dollar invested.

[7] This does not mean that all wealth is derived from labor and all labor results in wealth.  There are plenty of examples of people who work hard and have access to very little wealth while at the same time there are plenty of people with extremely large amounts of wealth who did not work for it.

[8] The government’s control of these bodies is important because any privatization of the military or of law enforcement will ultimately lead to tyranny.